May 2013
134 posts
your virginity (Taken with instagram)
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's...
lolsofunny:
sodamnrelatable:
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
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grrrlfever:
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
9 tags
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
itsrainingblogs:
So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
fate-fell-sh0rt182:
I’ve been biting my nails a lot again. Ugh, not good. I need to stop.
i need more nails
ronaldkn0x:
ur cute AND funny??? hahhahhahahhahaha„ OH no
snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
thedyketheywarnyouabout:
when I reblog something with just a few notes, I feel like I’m supporting a local business
sexcake:
*sees a hot boy*
i don’t know, i love puppies, cats, pizza and boys
i’m a gay boy trapped in the body of a gay boy
x3:
when i get a rich boyfriend i’m gonna drive his porsche to starbucks everyday
7 tags
so, who want to be my online tumblr boyfriend?
i’ll give you online web-love and web-kisses and web-hugs
so? anybody?
fuqyourlies:
reasonswhydansafail:
sleepingartist:
urbancatfitters:
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
album art
Some people wanna watch the world burn
uoa:
trying to draw hands makes my spiritual penis very flaccid
